Comments on Radgery...: Ings

I can't believe I'm f-ING wasting hours of...

2009-07-03T18:01:40.046+01:00

I can't believe I'm f-ING wasting hours of my life - before swine flu starts its murderING - watchING Andy f-ING Murray playING in Wimbledon

If only human beings were more like bears Radge. J...

2009-07-02T15:53:17.237+01:00

If only human beings were more like bears Radge. Jobless people could hibernate until the recession dissipated.

They could also steal picnic baskets, and attack and kill park keepers, which I imagine would not be a displeasurable way to wile an afternoon.

Not one mention of the one thing you'll be doi...

2009-07-02T13:28:34.378+01:00

Not one mention of the one thing you'll be doing more of than anything else....

Wank***.

Sorry, I didn't want to finish that, ing is such a filthy habit.

Hang on, Goldmaster? Here, Holemaster, have you ...

2009-07-02T00:33:06.896+01:00

Hang on, Goldmaster?

Here, Holemaster, have you got a shinier older brother or some such?

Thanks, by the by.

ing is an anagram of gin, just in case you weren&#...

2009-07-02T00:29:19.715+01:00

ing is an anagram of gin, just in case you weren't aware like.

Me, I'm not mad about gin. But hey, have a nice break all the same.

What about the word ring. Is that an "ing&quo...

2009-07-02T00:10:50.545+01:00

What about the word ring. Is that an "ing" word or doe's it have to be extended to ringing to qualify.
Debatable maybe, then again maybe not.

'Working for Welfare.' That's what it&...

2009-07-02T00:10:48.309+01:00

'Working for Welfare.' That's what it's called.

I like the word 'ping'. It really would not be the same with just the 'p'.

Happy holidays!

At least we know you're alive and doing someth...

2009-07-01T23:46:50.210+01:00

At least we know you're alive and doing something.

Sorry...another ing. Go have some fun.

A laugh at bedtime.

2009-07-01T23:39:50.683+01:00

A laugh at bedtime.

Oops indeed, Niamh. I think popcorn to be the anti...

2009-07-01T22:28:54.076+01:00

Oops indeed, Niamh. I think popcorn to be the anti-food.

Therese - I... I'm speechless. I wish I had the talent to be that awful.

There were "Ings" all over the winner of...

2009-07-01T21:21:23.078+01:00

There were "Ings" all over the winner of this year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. (The award for intentionally dreadful first lines of imaginary novels.) Maybe you're onto something, Radge:

"Folks say that if you listen real close at the height of the full moon, when the wind is blowin' off Nantucket Sound from the nor' east and the dogs are howlin' for no earthly reason, you can hear the awful screams of the crew of the "Ellie May," a sturdy whaler Captained by John McTavish; for it was on just such a night when the rum was flowin' and, Davey Jones be damned, big John brought his men on deck for the first of several screaming contests."

If that isn't beautiful prose, I don't know what is. Enjoy your time off.

popcorn and lucozade - the dinner of kings oops

2009-07-01T21:20:35.493+01:00

popcorn and lucozade - the dinner of kings

oops

A vacation from unemployment. I like that!

2009-07-01T19:33:40.477+01:00

A vacation from unemployment. I like that!