Something has come along to replace the word 'awesome' in my disaffections.
I woke up angry from it.
"She came in rocking a pair of custom designed mudflaps and an umbrella coat."
Rocking. Fuck off. Rocking.
What's wrong with wearing clothes? When did that become a less than awesome way of, like, OMG, describing a person's bearing?
I don't know who to blame. Is it Exposé? Who's that arch presentrix they hired who could have got married to Leinster? Gina G? I blame her.
It extends to walking, honest to God ambulation, as my good friend Dr. Fell just pointed out to me in a text message.
He writes: "And as for people 'rocking up' to the pub/gig etc., unless they arrive thrashing their hair and playing guitars, I don't buy it."
My goat is in a constant state of being got at.