Her: "So, was it an important thing they won?"
Me: "Well, it was the League Cup."
Her: "THEY WON THE LEAGUE???"
Me: "No, they won the League Cup, as opposed to the League or the Cup."
Her: "And do they not win a Cup if they win the League."
Me: "Well it's more of a trophy, but don't even get me started on the FA Trophy."
Her: "So, let me get this straight. There's the League, the Cup, and then the League Cup?"
Me (proudly): "That's exactly right."
Her: "And how important was the one they won today?"
Me: "Well, pretty much the least important of the three."
Her: "You'd think it'd be most important, what with it being called the LEAGUE CUP."
At which point I exited the room to write this blog.