Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Bigface

Bigface came up to the office today, you'd want to hear the fuss made over him.

"Oh Bigface, you're so funny."

"Oh Bigface, your face is so expansive."

"Oh Bigface, which one of us would you like to fellate you first?"

They fucking hate Bigface. They told me in hushed tones.

Today, and I shit you not, it seemed that they were in thrall to the man because of a visage that doesn't seem to stop and a six figure salary.

Well, I don't like him so nobody else should.

4 comments:

Kath Lockett said...

Your BigFace sounds like my Big-Boobs-Clacky-Beads - arseholes with expense accounts.

Conan Drumm said...

Sounds like shared dose of wallet lust, physiognomy doesn't come into it.

Holemaster said...

A nation of fawning gobshites we are. Except you Radge. And me.

I'll never be rich due my inability to fawn.

Radge said...

I just can't do it, my face gives me away. I've made peace with my lack of duplicity, though.