Saturday, August 21, 2010

Post 650

More starts of blogs that never came into being, or simply haven't yet...

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I think the rapper Skee-Lo said it best when...

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Look at him. Look at Jeff Wode. Imagine the size of his balls...

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Tonight I discovered the term godhusband and, by extension, godwife. It occurred to me that there are many things I do not know yet.

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Take one grapefruit, slice her up, pour some brown sugar on top and put it under the grill.

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The Globe is the perfect first date pub. Dark enough to hide the previous night's shadows, vibrant enough to not let things get wooden, sexy enough to put the sex thing on some rickety table. Staropramen on tap. Get it done.

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The contents of her sock drawer surprised me, where really there should have been no shock whatsoever. I had come to meet her idiosyncracies with indifference.

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That is one magnificent beast.

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I headblogged all the way through our conversation, which was really just a series of vignettes about her life and people I would never meet. I headblogged all the times I've been sat in this seat, in this room, in this situation pretending to be the best version of myself, letting some table candle frame my face to look interested.

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That last one could be a runner, actually. I may go back to it when I've kicked the arse of this mental block.

4 comments:

hope said...

I like the last one. Please give it a home here.

And congrats on reaching a milestone in blogger world.

Radge said...

Thankee Hope. I think I will write it up some time.

McMuck and the Mystery of the Kuúgleflarg said...

Happy 650th you handsome purveyor of word-sex

Radge said...

Cheers, you wordy purveyor of sex toys.