I'm in the office but I refuse to start. I want to be at home, playing 'Drinking FIFA' with Fitzbollix*.
Take one copy of FIFA '98 (it has to be FIFA '98), have at hand 24 bottles of Stella Artois, set aside two cups that hold about a third of a pint of beer, drink one cup every time a goal is scored against you.
Things got particularly messy when we'd fix the match on a 3-3 draw and head for a penalty shoot-out.
*I'm hoping he reads this and cranks out the Playstation, the original of the species.