"Here, lads, do you know what'd be hilarious?
If I used the news of Corey Haim's death to update my Facebook status with...
"The Thrills finally have their answer."
Nobody else will think of it and, even though my mam will ask me who The Thrills are, it'll be so worth it."
Still, it's not all bad, the new presenter lass on Setanta just said 'crap' instead of 'grab' by accident.