Monday, February 08, 2010

The bad place

"Kidders totally got it spot on, goys, I mean I've been saying for months that Rodge isn't like completely knackered and lo and behold he grabs us, like, 16 points..."

"Yeah but we were totally shite. Seckers would've done much better."

"Be that as it may, we always play like totally within ourselves against the minnows. Now, bevvie? Bevvie? Bevvie? Right. Four pints coming up and one white wine spritzer for the fucking bender in the corner."

"Yeah, Sprog, you fucking bender."

"Shut up guys I'm on a diet!"

"You're totally gay, dude."

Ah here, I have to stop this before I bring myself to the bad place.

I'm staying in this Saturday.

10 comments:

Sarah Gostrangely said...

Where were you Radge; in Quoilees again? :)

Radge said...

Not a bit of it, that's one place that's never seen a penny from me. Was in Neary's, thinking it'd be safe.

It wasn't.

adogwoof said...

All Easter eggs hatch or melt or get eaten

Kath Lockett said...

I swear I don't know if your writing's easier to understand when you're pissed or sober.....

...or wait: is that me?

Red Leeroy said...

mother of divine divinity...........

Radge said...

Kath - I haven't posted while drunk in months and months and months, but it must be me.

Red - Welcome back sir, haven't seen you loiter this way for an age.

Red Leeroy said...

cheers Radge, yeah been busy with you know, eh dole queues and ehh self pity, I mean get-up-and-go.

Radge said...

A pain I've known all too well.

Holemaster said...

The buses were safely back in Sandymount by about 5.30. All chest and single raised eyebrows. Sleeveless puffer jackets to make themselves look bigger, 'throwing' instead of parking their corr.

God I hate them so.

Nishant said...

Was in Neary's, thinking it'd be safe.

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