"Kidders totally got it spot on, goys, I mean I've been saying for months that Rodge isn't like completely knackered and lo and behold he grabs us, like, 16 points..."
"Yeah but we were totally shite. Seckers would've done much better."
"Be that as it may, we always play like totally within ourselves against the minnows. Now, bevvie? Bevvie? Bevvie? Right. Four pints coming up and one white wine spritzer for the fucking bender in the corner."
"Yeah, Sprog, you fucking bender."
"Shut up guys I'm on a diet!"
"You're totally gay, dude."
Ah here, I have to stop this before I bring myself to the bad place.
I'm staying in this Saturday.