Master Maximilian of Cane has asked me to become a contributor to boob.ie, which is a new site written 'by men for men (and women who take an interest in such things).'
I was slightly enervated by the prospect, as I've never bought Nuts, FHM, H+M, M+Ms, Playboy, Playgirl, Playhouse, porn on play.com, played with Japanese sex toys or shown any, ANY fucking interest in what they're blowing up on Top Gear this week.
I dislike Top Gear intensely.
Thankfully my doubts have been erased, though, as the site in its infancy looks both cracking and varied. If I sound like a press release, forgive me do, but it's better to get this kind of thing out of the way before I contribute for the first time.
There's a 97% chance my first article (not post, as this is no blog) will be football related, any other ideas gratefully accepted.