Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Suddenly, things are looking up

Im a fun luving typ f prsn who gets n wit evry1, my frends allways say Im lyk de bel f de ball. I lyk goin 2 d cinma n sumtimes goin 2 d pub wit my gurlies. My m8 sharon gets all d fellahs but Im d one who is dancin on d tables lol n havin d crack. Also lyk a nice nite in n watchin d x Factor i tink Simon Cowell is my ideel man hes gorge.

Im lukkin for d knd of fellah who nos how 2 treat a gurl rite, no messers need apply. N if u wanna pik me up in a pink limo all d better n sho me d sites of d town i liv in Blanch lol.

O n' Ive kist a lot of frogs :) but hopin 2 find d 1.

It cud be u.

10 comments:

Dot-Com said...

Ha! Bring her a dictionary when you pick her up in your pink limo. She'll have trouble understanding your strange language!

Susan at Stony River said...

My therapist says to tell you, you've set me back seven months at least, by posting this.

It's ok for now; he's increased my dosage.

*sigh*

Sus said...

I've no idea what that says, is it Welsh?

Radge said...

I can only apologise. This may, or may not, have been a 'challenge'.

Holemaster said...

I think i've seen her screeching and hanging out the window of a white Lincoln Town Car limo with neon undercarriage lighting. Almost certain of it.

Therese Cox said...

From an armchair linguist: it would appear "lol" in this context stands for "lynching our language."

McMuck and the Mystery of the Kuúgleflarg said...

i tink dis s gr8 - radge by txt - u shld set up a premium numbr n get subscriptions - u'd mk a fortune m8!

Radge said...

Holemaster - I hope you threw something.

Therese - That, from now on, will be my interpretation.

McMuck - I still feel dirty.

Anto said...

Quality. Sadly bang on accurate too.

Radge said...

Cheers Anto, alas it seems so.