Thursday, October 15, 2009

Don't mind if I don't

Another weekend wedding and this time I...

1) Will not sit under a tree for the best part of an hour, 300 yards from the action.

2) Will not drink brandy.

3) Will not dance.

4) Will not sing, or play an instrument, or make any claims to poetry.

5) Will not be slapped.

6) Will not go for a nap.

7) Will avoid, most studiously, the creature known as Sea Bee.

All achievable bar the last as things could get very wrongly horny.

Until next week...

Clunk.

7 comments:

McMuck and the Mystery of the Kuúgleflarg said...

I'll make it my business to see that number 5 is violently violated.

mapstew said...

That could be one of my weddings!

(Well that IS what one does!)

Have fun, we ALL do stoopid stuff at weddings, nobody remembers anyway!

Radge said...

McMuck - A chilling vision of things to come.

Mapstew - Thankee very much. I'll return a broken man.

adogwoof said...

Kate Moss will not be giving BIFFO a __ this weekend.

Susan at Stony River said...

Good luck with all this not doing all that, and may there be something left in it for you to enjoy.

adogwoof said...

Blog from the wedding man, do it

Radge said...

Susan - Plenty to enjoy and I somehow managed to avoid all the pitfalls. Naming my demons worked.

AG - I warned you about calling me 'man'. A blog to follow in time.