Another weekend wedding and this time I...
1) Will not sit under a tree for the best part of an hour, 300 yards from the action.
2) Will not drink brandy.
3) Will not dance.
4) Will not sing, or play an instrument, or make any claims to poetry.
5) Will not be slapped.
6) Will not go for a nap.
7) Will avoid, most studiously, the creature known as Sea Bee.
All achievable bar the last as things could get very wrongly horny.
Until next week...