Sunday, September 06, 2009

Secrets of the stars and something about a dwarf

Fernando Torres has a Facebook page but he uses the name 'Ruel Fox.'

If you look sideways at a dwarf, then look the other way, then look again, then look away, then take one final sideways glance, nothing happens.

Amanda Brunker is the love-child of Twink and Derek Davis, but both refuse to talk about it. Ronan Collins knows but he was made to sign something at gunpoint.

Al Pacino and Mick Lally are not related after all.

Scarlett Johansson once had a summer job in Quinnsworth in Drumcondra.

It is impossible to lick Natalie Portman's elbow, though that didn't stop me trying (one fateful summer).

Sigourney Weaver has never, in her entire lifetime, been to Bray.

Madonna has a stash of Marathon bars that is just about to run out. She's allergic to Snickers.

I don't know who Zac or Zak Efron is.

Kelsey Grammer was second choice to play Dr. Frasier Crane when James Burrows was casting for 'Cheers.' He only got the role when Ringo Starr turned it down.

The actor Tony Curtis was once third choice to take over the vacant manager's position at Rotherham United.

Kevin Costner came up with the concept of NAMA.

Yesterday, Zooey Deschanel googled herself and came across this site, but within three seconds she'd clicked off as she couldn't see my face in the picture. Plus, she's engaged to the singer from Death Cab For Cutie.

Gordon Ramsay once fought off Barbra Streisand for the last pair of black Speedos in TK Maxx.

Sky Sports News presenter Millie Clode wants my mobile telephone number, and I've had to refuse her as a friend on Facebook twice.

Tom Selleck and Ben Stiller regularly watch Japanese porn together.


Maxi Cane said...

What are you trying to do, make me steal all of your post ideas?


Radge said...

Well, they do say that imitation is the sincerest form of thievery.

Work away, just don't make it funnier than mine like you did last time.

Oh, and I kinda stole this from Twenty. So fair is fair.

NaRocRoc said...

Scarlett Johansson once packed my bags in Drumcondra. She put the bleach in with the bread the fool but I still love her anyway.

Sigourney Weaver isn't missing much.

And have you ever seen Al Pacino and Mick Lally in the same room at the same time? I didn't think so. Draw your own conclusions to that one.

And I get the same shit from Alex Quinn the little minx.

adogwoof said...

tonight's episode of Blood of the Irish is starting now

Radge said...


Radge said...

And Alex Quinn? Really?


Sweary said...

Ah now.

My useless facts may be useless, but at least they're all true.

Radge said...

Sweary - How DARE you doubt the veracity of my factoids? How?

Holemaster said...

Jerry Lee Lewis once lived on Westminster Road in Foxrock and played tennis in the back garden.

hope said...

Wow Gossip AND could corner the market with your own publication. ;)