There's something about bumping bottoms with Lisa Hannigan in Dublin's Long Hall pub that will take manners from a man. Don't doubt my truth in this.
YouTube her. Search for 'Lille.' She's every bit as comely in reality with her long red dress and her pint of Guinness.
For me, she could have done without the ginger man accompaniment, a person holding court over a table of quiffs and sycophance but I've got nothing against him really, old Glen. I just wish he'd leave lovely Lisa to me in some parallel universe where I'm not sitting at the next table, humming her tunes back to her while she pretends not to notice.
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I love Glen! and Lisa hit me with a door once
Really? She looks too dainty for door weaponry.
I dont like Glen. He gets a bit too precious when confronted with mindless, overly-aggressive criticism. Take it like a man Glen! I remember he got very upset when somebody spray-painted a big 'P' in front of the film poster for 'Once'. Also, i heard Lisa is going out with Mick Flannery, and though she should be mine, i cant bring myself to dislike him for it.
And here I was ready to send you a sympathy card because your lovely Zoey Deschannel got married last week.
I clicked on a picture of the groom. She blew it. You are definitely the most handsome choice. Yes, even with a glass in front of your face. :)
Quiff and sycophance ? That was probably her guitar player.
By the way, you are a complete idiot....
Anonymous - You couldn't help yourself, could you??
Hope - Thanks, but he's Ben Gibbard (I think) and he's a better singer than me.
Conor - I tittered at that poster. I think everyone in Dublin saw it. And I had to google Mick Flannery.
Lovely Lisa. And lovely Glen!
And Lovely Rita! (Meter Maid.)
Took me a minute to get that, Mapstew. I'm not as Beatley as I should be.
I met Glen once in a gaff in Harold's Cross. I told him I would be a star. He smiled (with pity).
Lisa Hannigan? pfft only certain types of dogs can hear her singing voice and I don't woof.
I got extremely drunk in rather close poximity to Glen outside Grogans last Thursday and convinced my boyfriend that it would be a great idea to invite him back to the house for a few spliffs. He politely declined. What a cunt.
(Not really though, I actually quite like him.)
Poximity?
I of course meant proximity, unless it was some kind of Freudian slip and I actually don't like him at all but didn't realise. Damn I'm confused.
Lisa and Mick Falnnery? - imagine the music they'd make! I hope this rumour is true.
They must've been doing the rounds because it seems everyone saw them out, I didn't, you know 'cause Glen has no bitemarks.
Pfff, and they said I'd grow out of it!
I think you've grown into it.
I just fucking knew it had to Glen Hansard. He's the epitome of mediocre.
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