Saturday, September 26, 2009

Lovely Lisa

There's something about bumping bottoms with Lisa Hannigan in Dublin's Long Hall pub that will take manners from a man. Don't doubt my truth in this.

YouTube her. Search for 'Lille.' She's every bit as comely in reality with her long red dress and her pint of Guinness.

For me, she could have done without the ginger man accompaniment, a person holding court over a table of quiffs and sycophance but I've got nothing against him really, old Glen. I just wish he'd leave lovely Lisa to me in some parallel universe where I'm not sitting at the next table, humming her tunes back to her while she pretends not to notice.

15 comments:

The Jelly Monster said...

I love Glen! and Lisa hit me with a door once

Radge said...

Really? She looks too dainty for door weaponry.

Conor said...

I dont like Glen. He gets a bit too precious when confronted with mindless, overly-aggressive criticism. Take it like a man Glen! I remember he got very upset when somebody spray-painted a big 'P' in front of the film poster for 'Once'. Also, i heard Lisa is going out with Mick Flannery, and though she should be mine, i cant bring myself to dislike him for it.

hope said...

And here I was ready to send you a sympathy card because your lovely Zoey Deschannel got married last week.

I clicked on a picture of the groom. She blew it. You are definitely the most handsome choice. Yes, even with a glass in front of your face. :)

Anonymous said...

Quiff and sycophance ? That was probably her guitar player.
By the way, you are a complete idiot....

Radge said...

Anonymous - You couldn't help yourself, could you??

Hope - Thanks, but he's Ben Gibbard (I think) and he's a better singer than me.

Conor - I tittered at that poster. I think everyone in Dublin saw it. And I had to google Mick Flannery.

mapstew said...

Lovely Lisa. And lovely Glen!

And Lovely Rita! (Meter Maid.)

Radge said...

Took me a minute to get that, Mapstew. I'm not as Beatley as I should be.

Red Leeroy said...

I met Glen once in a gaff in Harold's Cross. I told him I would be a star. He smiled (with pity).

Lisa Hannigan? pfft only certain types of dogs can hear her singing voice and I don't woof.

Kitty Cat said...

I got extremely drunk in rather close poximity to Glen outside Grogans last Thursday and convinced my boyfriend that it would be a great idea to invite him back to the house for a few spliffs. He politely declined. What a cunt.

(Not really though, I actually quite like him.)

Kitty Cat said...

Poximity?

I of course meant proximity, unless it was some kind of Freudian slip and I actually don't like him at all but didn't realise. Damn I'm confused.

conortje said...

Lisa and Mick Falnnery? - imagine the music they'd make! I hope this rumour is true.

Rua, not very funny at all and sorry he wrote it said...

They must've been doing the rounds because it seems everyone saw them out, I didn't, you know 'cause Glen has no bitemarks.

Pfff, and they said I'd grow out of it!

Radge said...

I think you've grown into it.

Holemaster said...

I just fucking knew it had to Glen Hansard. He's the epitome of mediocre.