Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Did am will and might

1) Endeavour to make more food from scratch, inspired by Rick Stein's Far Eastern odyssey. Google tumeric. Discover spelling to be turmeric.

2) Write short story based on brief, yet unconsummated, flirtation with infidelity. Discover opening lines to need much work. Shelve.

3) Make decision to quit blogging. Write lengthy entry announcing decision to quit blogging. Brush teeth and come up with eight fresh ideas. Renounce decision to quit blogging.

4) Lament onset of male pattern baldness. Accept onset of male pattern baldness.

5) Do charity work in former place of employment.

6) Paint skirting boards while sober.

7) Muddle around issue of love.

8) Hold head in hands while bitter realisation that this will not be our season takes hold.

9) Walk to Glasnevin cemetary.

10) Speak to nice man about copperfastening lecturing position.

11) Wonder what 500th post will be about.

12) Read second of two books withdrawn from library on Navan Road last week.

13) Reorganise thoughts into one cohesive whole.

14) Decide on blade two, all over.

15) Bore fuck out of anyone still reading.

16 comments:

Niamh B said...

quite a blog - see no 3)

adogwoof said...

Down a hat-trick of Pinot Grigio, a Pizza Bizmark and a Toblerone, and laugh and laugh and laugh...

Sweary said...

Honestly, that wasn't boring in the sli... *snore*

Radge said...

Niamh B - Blogging about blogging. Five years in and a beginner's mistake.

AG - Make it a nice Cabernet Sauvignon and we'll talk.

Sweary - How I've missed your vituperative commentations.

Conan Drumm said...

Blog math:

15 +/- #13 = 1

Niamh B said...

I was more pondering what your decision to "quite" blogging would've entailed?

ieatmypigeon said...

Not bored, still reading.

Therese Cox said...

You could kill two birds with one stone, Radge, and muddle around issue of love in Glasnevin Cemetery.

Or write a short story based on brief, yet unconsummated, flirtation with copperfastening.

Or...or...

Radge said...

Therese - Good advice. I'll think on it once sober.

IEMP - Good. Stick around.

Niamh - Fuck. Fuck fuck. Yep. Fuck. I made a typo. And didn't even get it from your first comment. Fuck.

Conan - I am drunk.

NaRocRoc said...

Missing typos when blatant and blatantly pointed out. Shit that Villa match has done some real damage to the Radge.

But seriously... don't be doing anything like quitting. It's unbecoming etc. Besides your public need you.

hope said...

And in addition, #4 isn't a problem for the right woman. I've heard some guys say women are drawn to kissing their balding heads...and you never know where that might lead. :)

To a new story, of course.

Radge said...

NaRocRoc - It'll take a while for the embarrassment to fade.

Hope - I need a story.

Green Of Eye, Sharp Of Claw said...

I'd like to see more of Number 7 please! Now that’s always riveting :P

Radge said...

Green Of Eye - Your request is noted.

laughykate said...

6. Wouldn't drunk be much more fun?

Radge said...

After two days of near incessant boozing, yes. Yes it would be.