Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Noise

Well, my telly's been reconnected. Not much has changed.

Sky Sports News is still obsessed with cricket and the frustrating bastard that is the Transfer Window.

The Lee Fucking Evans channel is still masquerading as Comedy Central.

Oprah is still emoting professionally.

Fucking ads everywhere.

I'm not turning it back on until the football season starts.

12 comments:

Liv said...

I had a dream the other night that Oprah was fat again. Her face looked like a giant basketball. I don't remember anything else about the dream but I do remember that she was fat.

Radge said...

Are you sure it was a dream? I lied about the Oprah part. I feel terrible about that.

Liv said...

It might have been a dream. I can't keep track of her weight losses any more. She might have blimped up again while I wasn't watching.

Dot-Com said...

57 Channels (And Nothin' On)...

Radge said...

Dot - Very much a blast from the past there. Hadn't heard that song for years.

raptureponies said...

I'm not even sick of that cool piece of music they use after every ad break on sky sports news. I feckin' love that!

Radge said...

Fuckin' Moloko.

NaRocRoc said...

The time is now Radge.

adogwoof said...

Flintoff must be the most delicate sports man on earth.
Massa really ought to take more care of himself on the road.
The Dublin GAA team are a pack of tossers.
Ah yes, the Spirit of 66! Yeah, once again England are going to win the World Cup.
Ronan O'Gara can't dance.
Andy Murray is English.
Lance Armstrong is your only man.
Whiskey chasers are ace.
We love you Radge.

Holemaster said...

Trailer Park Boys is worth a watch. I'm with you on the Lee Evans thing. He's just a bad version of the very bad Norman Wisdom.

Green Of Eye, Sharp Of Claw said...

I think your mind will thank you if you dno't turn it back on until football starts again.

I've discovered the joys of streaming tv online-cheaper plus you get to choose what's on without the mindnumbing crap.

Red Leeroy said...

Radge, you are way off on the cricket, I mean what other sport can you sit for five days, pay no attention whatsoever and get totally shitfaced on cheap lager. Use your time wisely !!