"It's abominable Joe. I've been driving a bus for 26 years and I never seen anything like what I seen last Saturday. It was... I never seen anything like it in my life... Buses stopping on the side of the street letting people off to VOMIT... and URINATE..."
"Go on Peter..."
"...and DEFECATE on the side of the street!"
"Ah now Peter, were things really that bad?"
"They were Joe. They WERE. I never seen... I tell you something Joe, I've met Lord Henry Mountcharles and he's a gentleman and he has a right to put on these concerts and he's not the problem..."
"No, Peter, no, go on..."
"No Joe. No. Do you know where the problems lie, Joe?"
"It's with the DRINK CULTURE in this country which is completely... abominable."
So. Well. Mystery solved.