Thursday, June 04, 2009

After the goldrush

I ended up with a fix of pints last night and today has seen their rebirth.

"I know you."

"And you."

Heave.

"Oh, and I took much pleasure in drinking you."

The first time I have ever vomited at work.

And I lost my phone.

But, y'know, I'm happy.

11 comments:

McMuck said...

Hungover to hell, I vomited at work once. On the stockroom floor of a leading Dublin department store. Just two weeks into the job. In front of a few who spread the news far and wide.
It was messy but mercifully the towels and linen stocked either side were spared and someone mopped up as I finished the job in the toilet.
I presume you made it as far as the jacks.

Radge said...

Yeah, thankfully I was spared the embarrassment of onlookers. Close call, though.

Maxi Cane said...

So you've busted your work vomit cherry. Good man.

Even if you are a late bloomer, I welcome you to the club. Next on your list is wankathon in work Wednesday and soil yourself Saturday.

If you need advice or tips, just let me know.

Red Leeroy said...

Yeah have achieved the work vomit, I thought 3 quickfire caprisuns would cure me, only added fuel to what became the orange watery mouth cannon.

Radge said...

Maxi Cane - I'll do up a questionnaire.

Red - Three hours later. Still not quite right.

Holemaster said...

I came up on speed which had been lodged in the back of my throat overnight.

Then I puked about three hours later.

Green Of Eye, Sharp Of Claw said...

Oh it's been a while since i've had the 'pleasure' of a hangover at work.

After one particular episode where i was crouched under the desk(hugging the bin,praying for death)i realised work + hangover=horror.

Actually anything + hangover=horror :)

Meadow said...

Yep, it's not pleasant, the work hangover... I wrote about the time I puked into my desk bin on my first day in a new job before. But I made a great friend through that. So it's not all bad.

Shame about your phone though. Hope it turns up.

Kath Lockett said...

Oh Lordy..... haven't done that since the early nineties and only did it in 1998/99 due to being preggers which, sadly, isn't an excuse that YOU can use.

Thank god for salt and vinegar crisps!

Radge said...

Holemaster - Sounds particularly gruesome.

Green of Eye - work=horror.

Meadow - Got a new one. It's a more soulful black.

Kath - I tried that one yesterday. That excuse. Didn't take.

Sarah Gostrangely said...

Ha! Yuck. Though it's interesting when you vomit food, you can play the game - "Identify the Dinner".

Hope you're better :)