Friday, May 01, 2009

In the post

I arrive home between drinkings to discover post. Bulky post. I've never had bulky post before.

Play.com.

"I didn't order anything from Play.com," I say to nobody. "...the fuck?"

I tear it open. In a hurry. Have to get to the pub.

'Jade: Fighting To The End.'

Last May I was best man to him, and he does THIS to me?

Some people.

4 comments:

adogwoof said...

Just a typo in the ordering process I'd imagine Radge;
obviously the 'boy' part has been left out of play.com...

Susan said...

There's always eBay.

red leeroy said...

disgusting !!!

Green Of Eye, Sharp Of Claw said...

Mwhahahahaha. *shudders*