In the post

I arrive home between drinkings to discover post. Bulky post. I've never had bulky post before.

Play.com.

"I didn't order anything from Play.com," I say to nobody. "...the fuck?"

I tear it open. In a hurry. Have to get to the pub.

'Jade: Fighting To The End.'

Last May I was best man to him, and he does THIS to me?

Some people.