Sunday, May 17, 2009

The eight meme

Another meme, this time from Maxi Cane. Gonna try and keep it short and snappy, which probably means it'll be long winded and stodgy.

Before I start, repetition from earlier blogs is very likely indeed.

Eight things I like:

Sushi.
30 Rock (bought it yesterday, Alec Baldwin provides comedy gold).
Very strong coffee. Black. No sugar, sugar.
The smell of blackcurrant.
The Screen.
Correct use of single and double inverted commas.
That should always go outside the full stop.
Ah here, just read my entry '50 Good Things.'

Eight things I did yesterday:

Bought sushi.
Wrote an article about Down football manager Ross Carr.
Purchased 30 Rock and some wine.
Watched six episodes of wine and drank a bottle of 30 Rock.
Almost went drinking with a timebomb, but thought better of it.
I blogged while drunk. Oh Graham. It's fucking genius.
Got pissed on. Rain, not urine.
Wondered what I'd do tomorrow on my day off. Tomorrow is now today.

Eight things I wish I could do:

Paint.
Play football.
Predict, with great specificity, the stock market.
Spell. She told me I can't but I think that she lied.
Drive.
Write a script as good as 'Withnail and I.'
Cook a roast.
I realise now that some of these are attainable. Happy days.

Eight things I don't like.

Wrongly inserting 'so' into a sentence. As in, "I so would like to do her."
Cucumber. Most hated of the umbers.
The fact that my garden resembles the set of Apocalypse Now.
The frisson of fear in the office.
The recession of my hairline.
Max Clifford.
Eggs.
Maxi Cane for doing this a lot better than me. Sunday Morning Coming Down.

OK, that's that. I'm not going to tag anyone.

10 comments:

Dot-Com said...

"That should always go outside the full stop."

Hmmm, I beg to differ. Sometimes, not always.

You'll most likely kill me now. I'm going into hiding!

Radge said...

Let's just agree to you being wrong and me being a man.

Meadow said...

I thought we spoke before about leaving cow corpses lying around the place?

Radge said...

Meadow - Had we been drinking?

Maxi Cane said...

I don't like you either.

adogwoof said...

No comment

Holemaster said...

The Screen is a good choice. I feel like a cheating partner if I go to the Lighthouse instead. Damn this cinemonogomy.

Radge said...

Maxi Cane - That's fine, but you must never meet me. I would make you fall in lust with me.

AG - Fuck these jalapenos pack a punch.

Holemaster - We're going on a man date. Be warned.

Meadow said...

Yes. Coffee.

laughykate said...

MMMMMMmmm sushi.