Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Be-beep

The text message read: 'I can't take any more you/taxi driver stories. Enough.'

Quite.

14 comments:

Maxi Cane said...

Yeah, for fuck's sake. Get a proper chauffer like the rest of us, they're real characters.

adogwoof said...

After United lose 3-1 later, just flick Taxi Driver into the DVD, down some beers, and say a Hail Mary of gratitude because George Lee will soon be a Fine Gael TD!
No Comment.

Meadow said...

'Any more you'?

Tell them to simply not read it then.

Radge said...

Maxi Cane - We don't all have your level of wealth/pretense.

AG - No comment.

Meadow - Actually, he meant any more stories involving me and taxi drivers. But I've asked him to stop stalking me anyway.

Meadow said...

Feckin' stalkers. There was a man in the pub I was in last night, who was also in the one I was in on Friday. He looks a bit like Buddha. Zen stalking.

Radge said...

Meadow - I'd advise you'd call the guards on him, but...

Annie said...

hee

Radge said...

Annie - Please don't take his side.

Holemaster said...

Good trick:

When arriving with friends at a car park to collect your car, get them to hold you up as though you are locked. Make sure the guy at the office sees you as you pass. Then watch the look on his face as you drive out.

hope said...

Yet another good reason to avoid Twitter like the plague. ;)

laughykate said...

Oh no, I love cab stories.

I once was in a cab with a driver who spent the entire forty-five minute journey trying to convert me to Muslim.

I spent most of the journey laughing at him, until it reached the point that I wanted to kill him.

Radge said...

Holemaster - A trick I'll employ if I ever get a car/learn how to drive.

Hope - Twitter schwitter. I've been losing interest.

CraftyKate - I thought you were going to say that, in the end, he converted you.

Red Leeroy said...

ahhhh here, none of this craziness radge, cab stories are where it's at (I hear). But what about work stories, you rarely mention it, you must be getting these cabs back from somewhere?

Radge said...

Red - The work stories go in 'the book,' but maybe I can sanitise one or two for blog purposes. I just hope 'they're' not watching.