Friday, April 24, 2009

Testify!

It's taken some time to correlate all these, minutes in fact, but finally I can show you what the bloggerati are saying about Radgery...

Maxi Cane says...

"Groin spankingly good. Peel the onion. You won't be sorry. Zang!"

Terence McDanger says...

"He gave birth to me. Spawned me and spanked me when I was bad. Spank!"

Red Leeroy says...

"What's all this about spanking? I thought it was a gardening blog. I'm confused. Pint?"

Annie Rhiannon says...

"Purrrrr."

Meadow 'Meadow Chance' Chance says...

"Meh. I prefer Desked. He lost me after 'Twenty Quid.'"

Gimme Gaia says...

"What? Is he still blogging? ...the fuck? No comment."

NaRocRoc says...

"His stylings take me to another level. They take me to... to... ehm... Abbeyleix."

Damien Mulley says...

"Who?"

Twenty Major called him...

"The F. Murray Abraham of the blogosphere."

19 comments:

hope said...

I would comment but the topic's been covered.

Besides, I have a healthy fear of Maxi.

Susan said...

Ah Hope and the healthy fear; good to see her soul intact and untainted.

"The F. Murray Abraham of the blogosphere." That was MASTERFUL.
Anyhow it seems you've got a good collection for the back of the blook.

After all these months together (is that all?) surely I've called you something or other... maybe I'll remember it someday.

Sarah Gostrangely said...

Obviously for legal reasons you decided not to print what I said...if only for the children and their Puritan ears.

Good decision Radge.

Meadow said...

I wasn't referring to you. How could you think that? I was referring to... ehm... what's his name? You know yer man who can't spell? Rodge... Ridge... Rudge? Oh, hang on. No, it was you.

Radge said...

Hope - We each have a healthy fear of that man.

Susan - You're getting the dedication.

Sarah - What was said in that ******* stays in that *******.

Meadow - You know what you said, now get out!

Meadow said...

But it's raining out there, Rudge...

Red Leeroy said...

I always thought of you as the Alfred Molina of the blogosphere, anyway about these hydrangeas of mine.............

Radge said...

Meadow - GOOD. Put some manners on you.

Red - Don't, do NOT, over water them.

Flann O'Coonassa said...

I would prefer to withhold my opinions on you until after the court case Radge. In fact, I shouldn't be within 50 meters of you, so I'm going to slowly back away now, to the sound of suspicious, double-bass themed jazz.

Radge said...

Not you as well, Flann. I'm already being sued for misquoting one of the above commentators.

Sakes.

Maxi Cane said...

I said nothing of the sort. Expect a letter from my legal teams.

Yeah, that's right. Plural.

Conan Drumm said...

'No comment' is a comment.

Radge said...

Conan - How post modern of you.

NaRocRoc said...

For fuck's sake Radge I thought we agreed that what happens in Abbeyleix stays in Abbeyleix?

Radge said...

I'm a journalist. My natural instinct is full disclosure, NaRocRoc. You knew that about me when you met me.

Conan Drumm said...

So where do you stand on the off-the-record rule? Do you see it as the commenting equivalent of the offside trap?

NaRocRoc said...

I most certainly did not Radge. You told me you were a dancer. And I believed you. Oh the humanity.

Radge said...

Conan - The commenting equivalent of the offside trap. I like. And forgive me if I remain non-committal.

NaRocRoc - Not here!

Terence McDanger said...

Spanked? There was nothing of the sort.

There was a short ceremony with Miwadi orange and Custard Cream refreshments, and everyone went home.

You're such an aggrandiser Radge.