This is inspired by Maxi Cane, who I linked to recently and can't be bothered doing it all over again. Suffice to say his 'What Would You Rather Do?' blog is one of the funniest things I've read in aeons. And I know my funny.
We play a game in work, myself and Davros. We come up with two separate names and apply the following rule:
If you had to go through life with the following name, you couldn't change it by Deed Poll or anything, which would you choose?
Then we proceed to our own little game of either/or.
Dunstable Carrutherknobble or Melwith Lippe Swillager?
Arse Face or Purple Scrotum?
Lampoon Michaeltown or Reginald Thump?
Minge Razor or Uncle Meercat?
Donald Munch or Easter Antichrist?
Jersey Cream or Soft Bite?
Viscount Flower or Sticky Plant?
Lord Gadge or Ned Lord?
Howz Yerfather or Screwz Yerdaddy?
OK, that's enough of that, except to say that these are all names of people in the real world. This blog needed that touch of authenticity.