"I've had a great time with you, I have, but there's something I should say."
"This doesn't sound good."
"Well, it's not. But I should say it anyway. Ehm..."
"Tell me."
"No I can't. It's fine. You're fine. We're fine."
"What's on your mind? Tell me! Don't leave it hanging."
"Do you really want to know?"
"I really do."
"Okay, well, the thing is, and don't kill me and I'll understand if you never want to see me again."
"Just fucking say it!"
"Okay, okay, well... YOU CAN'T SPELL!"
"Get the fuck out of my flat."
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Ha ha. Good enough for ya!
I'll never recover, NaRocRoc.
I find your coruscating use of the humble full stop to be incredibly illuminating. If she can’t overlook your occasional misspellings, you did the right thing.
Meadow - You flatter me. You would have kicked her ass.
Hang on, occasional misspellings? Get the fuck...
The heartless strumpet...........
Hah!
Red - Strumpet doesn't begin to cover it. She hit me right in the verbage.
Hay, I sed I was sory.
(loved it)
Stop it now Susan. People will talk.
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