"I've had a great time with you, I have, but there's something I should say."
"This doesn't sound good."
"Well, it's not. But I should say it anyway. Ehm..."
"No I can't. It's fine. You're fine. We're fine."
"What's on your mind? Tell me! Don't leave it hanging."
"Do you really want to know?"
"I really do."
"Okay, well, the thing is, and don't kill me and I'll understand if you never want to see me again."
"Just fucking say it!"
"Okay, okay, well... YOU CAN'T SPELL!"
"Get the fuck out of my flat."