Sunday, April 19, 2009

Hurt

"I've had a great time with you, I have, but there's something I should say."

"This doesn't sound good."

"Well, it's not. But I should say it anyway. Ehm..."

"Tell me."

"No I can't. It's fine. You're fine. We're fine."

"What's on your mind? Tell me! Don't leave it hanging."

"Do you really want to know?"

"I really do."

"Okay, well, the thing is, and don't kill me and I'll understand if you never want to see me again."

"Just fucking say it!"

"Okay, okay, well... YOU CAN'T SPELL!"

"Get the fuck out of my flat."

10 comments:

NaRocRoc said...

Ha ha. Good enough for ya!

Radge said...

I'll never recover, NaRocRoc.

Meadow said...

I find your coruscating use of the humble full stop to be incredibly illuminating. If she can’t overlook your occasional misspellings, you did the right thing.

Radge said...

Meadow - You flatter me. You would have kicked her ass.

Radge said...

Hang on, occasional misspellings? Get the fuck...

Red Leeroy said...

The heartless strumpet...........

Meadow said...

Hah!

Radge said...

Red - Strumpet doesn't begin to cover it. She hit me right in the verbage.

Susan said...

Hay, I sed I was sory.

(loved it)

Radge said...

Stop it now Susan. People will talk.