Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

There's a scheduled outage at 4:00 PDT. I haven't a clue what PDT is (Pacific Day Time?) so maybe it has already come to pass, or maybe it will die before I finish this post and it won't appear and Jesus Swept this is the worst start to a blog I've ever...

Anyway, today I spent a good deal of the day fucked off at the government, fucked off at Woody Allen, fucked off at the dirt of my kitchening area and fucking bounding around in a springing, cleaning frenzy as a result.

The place still has the hue of drear to it but at least you could scratch the surface and come out undusted, you could breathe in something other than stale coffee and eau d'my farts.

Am I having company over? Did I wash my sheets? Why the sudden bout of marypoppinsing? Am I gonna get a little sugar? Do I want to kick Scarlett Johansson in the back of the face? When am I going to write a proper post with a narrative and pathos and a point?

No. Yes. Re-energised. Inevitably. Definitely. Tomorrow.

19 comments:

Meadow said...

Why do you want to kick Scarlett Johansson in the back of the face?

And does that mean the head?

Radge said...

I saw that film today and I couldn't stand her character.

As for the expression, not sure what it means. I don't really want to do harm to her. That would not be sound.

Holemaster said...

The sheets should be on a day in advance and be slept in once. That's the rule.

Susan said...

There must be a good post coming any day now; a good eight-pounder I'd say...it seems you're nesting.

NaRocRoc said...

I'l re-energise Scarlett in time for Vicki Cristina Bouli don't you worry!

Oh and what's all this about narrative, pathos and a point? Go away outta that. Don't be goin all Oscar Wilde on us.

Radge said...

Holemaster - Good. And if you can forward the rest of the rules, it will be appreciated.

Susan - Just waiting for an idea, really.

Narocroc - I was told as a young fella I had a resemblance to Wilde, so I cut my hair.

Conan Drumm said...

Pathos, that's one of those Greek islands, isn't it? Penelope Cruz is there, isn't she? Spinning while she waits for you.

Radge said...

Conan - Stay out of my dreams, dammit.

Red Leeroy said...

writers block of a sort? a good night of the batter will sort that, sans penelope and scarlett though.

Radge said...

Red - Exactly what it is. Trying to bludgeon through it but might be best to step back for a bit...

Red Leeroy said...

Yeah post frequency can take away from a blog sometimes too (I am talking about myself by the way) so worry not.

Gypseysdog said...

She's a shit actress alright. However, I can readily identify with Javier Bardem's character in that film.

Radge said...

5X - First thing that occurred to me too. It's the swarthe.

hope said...

You mean there are other people in the movie besides Javier Bardiem? :)

As for the time thing, seems the blogger gods live on the west coast of the US...which is usually Pacific Time, but you add that Daylight Savings time mess....

Ooops, clock is ticking.

Coco said...

Athos, Porthos and Aramis will help you forget your pathos.

Sarah Gostrangely said...

Radge, I like your rambling no-sense schizophrenic posts.

Fair point re: Scarleh'. But didn't you want to roide Javi too? Or was it just me and Hope? (AND THE REST OF THE BLOODY WORLD)

Sarah Gostrangely said...

sorry, and by that I meant, does the rest of the bloody world not appreciate Javier Bardem, not just me and Hope?

*Not* Me and Hope want to roide the rest of the world.

Just to be anal and clear.

Radge said...

Sarah - Men ought to want to be him.

B said...

she's definitely lost her looks too, she must've only had them for a fortnight too.

NEVER insult woody allen though, blame the wife if you want, not woody though, never woody