Friday, March 13, 2009

Stirring Ronaldinho's soup

It isn't every night you walk into Bowes to discover a mess of American girls, drunk from unfamiliar stouts, with one of them claiming to have pleasured Ronaldinho.

She told me quietly I'd be next, if only I wasn't too old and didn't look like her ex-boyfriend.

"But you're much sexier than Ronaldinho, he's all gums and can't speak English."

I took solace in that before they went upon their way and I stayed with Smithwicks and the lads, but I did pass on my number. Just in case, like.

If I'm to stir anyone's soup, it might as well be a former World Player Of The Year.

14 comments:

Meadow said...

Ooooo...

Your recent Erin Soupfull post is now taking on a w/hole different non-delicious meaning.

Radge said...

Oh yes. I am, once again, a bit of a champ.

Meadow said...

Mashed.

Kath Lockett said...

Ewww, no Radge, please. No.

You need romance in your life, not a second-hand roger-meister.

NaRocRoc said...

I know a lad who was once going out with a girl who looked like Ronaldinho. Small world eh?

Red Leeroy said...

ahh it would be all flicks and tricks with no end product. Or would it?

Radge said...

Kath - But, but, Ronaldinho, like!

Narocroc - I wonder if the lad looked like this American lass, who was like a younger, more tanned Cheryl from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Red - Time may yet tell!

Red Leeroy said...

I think it would be a 93rd minute screamer into the top corner.

Meadow said...

I think it would be an own goal.

Radge said...

Red and Meadow - A little from column A, a little from column B.

Terence McDanger said...

I think the major point here is that you're still drinking Smithwicks.

Ronaldinho, sure if you gave him a pint of the ould red diesel, his teeth would slowly uncurl with the shock of it.

Shaper.

Radge said...

Terence - I have found my pint. Haven't touched Heineken in a pub in an age.

Green Of Eye, Sharp Of Claw said...

Errrrrrghhh Radge, Noooooooo.

Radge said...

It's ok, Green Of Eye, my dignity is intact.