Something tells me my streak of double digit comments has come to an end, thanks to those cunts in Spandau Ballet. I don't deserve your love after that horrible little piece of postage, Tony Hadley has much to answer for.
You catch me post-work, pre-fish and vegetables, pre-heating the oven and preparing the DVD player for one hell of a watching.
Let's have a look at the contenders, at random:
'I'm Alan Partridge' - Nah. Feature film time.
'Apocalypse Now' - Nah. Too light-hearted. I want something weighty.
'The Deer Hunter' - Too fluffy.
'The Wedding Crashers' - How the fuck did that get in there? I was plainly having a Spandau Ballet day. Shit.
'Donnie Darko' - A possibility. I'm clearly in the mood for some Tears For Fears.
'Play Misty For Me' - A bit close to the bone.
'Last Tango In Paris' - A bit close to the bone.
'Napoleon Dynamite' - Into the 'maybe' pile.
'Serpico' - Too Village People.
'Brokeback Mountain' - Too 'Serpico'.
'Deliverance' - Too titillating.
'In Bruges' - Too recent.
'Radge's Funniest Home Videos' - Fuck the film. We have a winner.