Something tells me my streak of double digit comments has come to an end, thanks to those cunts in Spandau Ballet. I don't deserve your love after that horrible little piece of postage, Tony Hadley has much to answer for.
You catch me post-work, pre-fish and vegetables, pre-heating the oven and preparing the DVD player for one hell of a watching.
Let's have a look at the contenders, at random:
'I'm Alan Partridge' - Nah. Feature film time.
'Apocalypse Now' - Nah. Too light-hearted. I want something weighty.
'The Deer Hunter' - Too fluffy.
'The Wedding Crashers' - How the fuck did that get in there? I was plainly having a Spandau Ballet day. Shit.
'Donnie Darko' - A possibility. I'm clearly in the mood for some Tears For Fears.
'Play Misty For Me' - A bit close to the bone.
'Last Tango In Paris' - A bit close to the bone.
'Napoleon Dynamite' - Into the 'maybe' pile.
'Serpico' - Too Village People.
'Brokeback Mountain' - Too 'Serpico'.
'Deliverance' - Too titillating.
'In Bruges' - Too recent.
'Radge's Funniest Home Videos' - Fuck the film. We have a winner.
11 comments:
Funny! Still love you.
I hold Tony Hadley responsible for an (almost) broken toe.
Squal, Radge, squeal. Post 'Radge's Funniest Home Videos'.
Please.
very amusing Radge, however I feel that deliverance should have been watched, only though if your home movies don't contain the classic "man gets hit in groin with medicine ball"
Meadow - I reciprocate with ardour. Fuckin' Hadley.
And soon.
Red Leeroy - I'm this generation's Benny Hill.
I admit to owning all of those except Serpico and, thankfully, Wedding Crashers.
However, most evenings I want comedy and at the moment we're working our way through the Entourage DVDs. VICTORY!
Kath - Entourage. Excellent.
I thought Apocalypto might make the list.
Conan - The Passion Of The Christ put me off it.
Post them! Post them!
Is it you pretending to be Fat Penny and making your own Late Late?
Am I the only one that thought In Bruges was terrible?
Sarah - My reputation would be ruined.
Darragh - Anything but, I think I'm in the minority of people that liked it. Not loved, mind, liked.
I'm also in that camp of people who thought In Bruges was daycent enough. I think it's the line comparing purgatory to Tottenham Hotspur that did it for me.
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