Monday, March 02, 2009

At my most beautiful

Handing a cup of freshly, painfully squeezed-out piss to a very comely female doctor, well, it puts manners on a man. Chastens him, even. There's really no coming back from it, no way to look debonair.

Ear infection last week. Kidney infection this week. Don't go drinking on antibiotics, kids. It won't serve you well.

18 comments:

Killer said...

Get well soon!!!

hope said...

Ouch! I'm guessing this time you didn't call Doc by her first name?

Hope you're feeling better soon!

narocroc said...

You're going the way of the snail in the beer Radge!

Susan said...

Well it could have been worse; she could have been shaving you, and not in a good way.

For heaven's sake take better care of yourself; you've got people thinking of you. In a good way. Drink lots of water and get lots of rest and watch lots of football, that sort of thing. Be well.

Conan Drumm said...

So, did you ask her out?

Did ya, did ya?

Radge said...

Thanks Killer.

Hope - I did actually, but only after the examination.

Narocroc - I'm dissipating.

Susan - There will be football and fluids and rest and full recovery. Thanks.

Radge said...

Conan - Ring on the finger. Blast.

Red Leeroy said...

"Ring on the finger. Blast"

Radge is that a metaphor?

Mangoes and Oranges said...

Cringe!!

Holemaster said...

Sounds like you need a dose of fresh fruit smoothies and water for a while.

Is the infection Tom Hanks in Green Mile stylie?

Radge said...

Red - Can anyone tell anymore?

Cringe indeed.

Holemaster - Yes. I tried to order a big American black man with healing hands online, but no dice.

Red Leeroy said...

spose not.

Meadow said...

Aw, Radge...

Being beautiful is being yourself.

Get well soon.

x

Kath Lockett said...

You poor old sausage (ooh that was a double entendre not intended). Drink heaps of water, rest and forget the beer for a while. A long while....

Conan Drumm said...

Next consultation tell her you have to break it off to get better, and ask her to prescribe a single colleague.

Radge said...

Thanks Meadow and Kath.

Conan - There'll be a whole 'nother set of white coats looking for me if I try to pull that one. Again.

Elmo said...

Its not the same as what Tom Hanks had - which is a urinary tract infection. I should know, I have had a million kidney infections and a good few urinary tract infections. Radge - if you are pissing razor blades its a UTI. If you have discomfort while urinating, back pain, fatigue, loss of apetite, lack of any energy whatsoever - that's a kidney infection.

Radge said...

Elmo - it's the latter though I caught it very early. Not feeling too bad.