He's tried to break in before. He'd been out drinking and stopped off for his usual feed in Abrakebabra in Phibsborough. On the walk home He turned off into Charleville Road and tried to climb over my locked gate.
He didn't trust that alone I slept that night, and wanted to catch me in an unwholesome act, given a recent precedent.
Happily for me He couldn't negotiate the climb, or the lock, as He was locked himself. I only learned of it later.
Yesterday the barrier to His entry broke and now there's nothing between me and Him but the window to my room and the door to the flat, easily flattenable. So I've called the locksmith, he's due any minute which could turn into days. I just hope it's fixed before He takes a drink again.
22 comments:
Is He God?
ehh Robbie Keane?
Elmo - No. He's your husband.
Red - No. He's Elmo's husband.
Though I always thought he had a God-like air to him.
A stalker who wants to catch you with a... eh... stalker?
Scary.
Phibsboro - No Country for Old Men
Narocroc - And where art thou?
Feckin' journos. Always did have a God complex did that one, hrrrrmph.
Mr Hyde, is it?
He was perfectly sober by the time he arrived home (ha!)
i just dont know what to say. so i wont say anything.
there you go....
Terence - You can sing it.
Conan - It's dark. I'm afraid.
Elmo - He's never sober.
Barman - That's some rare reticence.
Jeepers but you're living an excitin life.
God here, I was doing my civic duty.
Just because someone doesn't wear a tracking device doesn't mean they shouldn't wear a tracking device.
Sarah - I hope that was ironic.
God - How are you keeping? Any craic?
Is He tap, tap, tapping at your door?
You could strew the path with broken pieces of toilet...that might slow him down. ;P
I just wanted to say I like the new look at the top of the page.
And for heaven's sake, keep your door locked and get yourself a big dog.
Bloody hell Radge - maybe it *was* that enormous wooden pepper grinder you stole from the cafe, hid cunningly in your trousers that is now attracting drunk beasties at night?
Anyhoooo, I'm tagging for you a letter meme - W. Ten things about yourself that start with that wonderful letter.
oh ive thought of something to say
hmmm
er
hmmmmmmm
fucker
sorry forgot it
Conan - He's looking for love.
Hope - You're right. My place is falling asunder.
Susan - Not sure I do. Going to change it again, perhaps today. Need batteries for my camera.
Kath - Oh crikey. I'll try, see how I go.
Barman - Tease.
Radge, was it Elmo's husband?
Darragh - It was Elmo's husband.
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