Thursday, February 05, 2009

"Sorry to see you go, Declan."

There is a man.

There is a man...

Hell, there is a man so cuntfugly that he gives me the ire just to think of him. Him and his 'man of the people' act.

Him and his laugh, so loud it could shatter the souls of the oiks that track him and lean on his every word.

There is a man who doesn't talk to the desk jockeys, he sticks his phone to his ear by way of pretence to avoidance. I wish I had his number so I could cripple his cunting fucking inner ear.

This is a man who promises everything and delivers on nothing, who ogles the breasts of his female colleagues before playing his game of mental jabba-jabba. It plays in his eyes, you see. Because I see.

There is a man, and I hear he is leaving. This sickens me, hurts me, blinds me with rage, because every man needs a nemesis.

15 comments:

Susan said...

Surely someone will step into the void for you. Sounds like quite a character, this one...

Conan Drumm said...

You should have a pretend 'whip around' for him and give him an empty envelope.

adogwoof said...

You've hit the nail on the head again Radge: BIFFO is a complete tosser...

RedLeeroy said...

I lost my nemesis years ago, Well he died. I was actually happy. Is that terrible? anyway, i'm free for some nemesis'ing, eh nemefying, being a nemesis.

holemaster said...

It can be a lonely place being the only one to spot the fake.

narocroc said...

Oh the ire.

Radge said...

Susan - Ask Terence. He is familiar too.

Conan - He'd try and pawn said envelope.

AG - I can see how you'd draw that conclusion.

Red - It is not terrible, it is just. And I'd find it hard to fight you, we'd just end up drinking.

Holemaster - I'm not alone in this, thankfully.

Radge said...

Narocroc - It is plentiful.

the broken down barman said...

we do need a nemesis. it helps us to stay true to ourselves. what would have happened to luke without darth vader?? he would have stayed home "dustin crops" for the rest of his days. instead he went on to help save the universe from the evil emperor.

tom with no jerry??? wouldnt work mate

oasis without blur?? jesus the thought.

so radge, find one soon or your yang will be hangin out all over the shop....

Gypseysdog said...

In my wistful moments when I reflect on why I turned my back on my country, I only need to think of this loathsome waste of skin to re-affirm my faith in my decision. He represented all that is tawdry and un-impressive about a certain Irish state of mind.
But don't worry buddy, if you want to find more of his type, they grow them in Flannery's don't they?

Terence McDanger said...

Can't say how glad I was to see the back of him three years ago.

Good fucking riddance, God help the next bunch of fuckers he takes in.

Cunt.

hope said...

Oh the irony of finding this post today! You inspired me to take a week off...mostly because I'm sick of my ignorant nemesis, who happens to be in charge. I do have to come in one day for a training I couldn't get out of, but I have 10 days off starting tomorrow afternoon.

I bow at your feet...but only for a moment. Don't want it to go to your head. ;)

Darragh said...

Ohh nicely done there Radge. Jeez, talk about ire! Enjoy the leaving though, cos he's obviously not worth it.

ovak30 said...

I have had a nemisis for the last 14 years and in that time I have been slowly and methodically planning his downfall and the best thing is I dont think he is even aware of me or what he did.
RL apparently your nemeisis died of poisoning and gangreen,do you want to tell us something?

Radge said...

Barman - I'm working on it, I promise. And please, this is a Star Wars free blog. And Star Trek, for that matter. But you make more than valid pointage.

5X - They cultivate them there, then send them off to Cocoon for their Masters in cuntishness.

Terence - Your backing on this is appreciated. Like 5X, you know the deep hatred that man breeds.

Hope - Sorry. Too late. You've bolstered my arrogance. You did right with the time off.

Darragh - I won't be attending, or even invited.

Ovak - Red is not to be fucked with. Careful now.