Friday, February 13, 2009

Dubya.

Kath has tagged me with a meme. I'll take her challenge of trying to work through the morning crapness to come up with ten things about me that start with the letter 'W'.

Right.

Waster - I am a waster. I waste food, waste money on frivolities, waste my time chatting up the wrong women. In fact, I waste my time in general. My blog was recently dubbed a glorious waste of bandwidth by Johnny. But he still reads it.

Wankers - People I dislike disproportionately include Kevin Gildea (gnome on The View from time to time), Jimmy Carr (who has made a career out of looking surprised), Lee Evans ('comedian'), Gerry Ryan (King Wanker), Jade Goody (no, I don't care).

Words - I like new ones. Patting myself on the back, I was pretty happy with 'wonderslag' there recently.

Wonderslags - Twenty Quid, Apparently Too Tall Elaine, Gemma. You know about those three if you've been paying any kind of attention. Plenty more where they came from, yet I persist in the loving of...

Women - Let me take this opportunity to 'in' myself, even though I must confess it has been such and such since my last such and such.

Who what where when why - Throwing 'how' into the mix, the six factors that should make the opening paragraph in a news story. I have flirted with journalism, you see, for more than eight years. Others do it far, far better.

Right, that's my ten. You may call me a cheat if you want, but the well of plenty in my brain has run dry.

16 comments:

Dot-Com said...

Check out http://ms-sassy-pants.blogspot.com/2009/01/sesame-street-sassy-style.html for an entry about the letter P. I like the creative touch to that one :-)

Meadow said...

Wine?

Conan Drumm said...

Weally intewesting.

"Who what where when why" and how much (cui bono) is a good rule of thumb for the present state of the country.

Radge said...

Dot-Com - I will. Later.

Meadow - I'd love to.

Conan - Well said.

Susan said...

Going for quality instead of quantity; I like it. Good list, and I agree with your choice of Wankers.

RedLeeroy said...

wadge, wake up !!

hope said...

Wow!

Terence McDanger said...

Ooh W's a tough break, hard to be creative with old W, so well done there.

Like did you ever see the episode of Sesame Street brought to you by the letter W? They were really scraping the barrel. Oscar's barrel. It was shite.

B said...

Kevin Gildea and Lee Evans, great wankers... despise them both

Radge said...

W was a killer, Terence. I'd have preferred L.

the broken down barman said...

had a line for you to use as your what do you call it, thigabee jig, about bit at the top of your page!!!

i thought

Radgery, as wonderful as a post coital cigarettes on your wedding night.

what about it?

Radge said...

Barman - The anti-smoking lobbyists would have a field day, I'm afraid.

Terri said...

Here's another sentence for the top of your blog. Radge...has a Kenyan reading his blog. And she loves it!

Radge said...

Done, Terri, kind of... And thank you!

Kath Lockett said...

Nicely done, Radge.

sinfulorigamipaper said...

Welease Wadgewy!!!!

First thing I thought of anyway.