Kath has tagged me with a meme. I'll take her challenge of trying to work through the morning crapness to come up with ten things about me that start with the letter 'W'.
Waster - I am a waster. I waste food, waste money on frivolities, waste my time chatting up the wrong women. In fact, I waste my time in general. My blog was recently dubbed a glorious waste of bandwidth by Johnny. But he still reads it.
Wankers - People I dislike disproportionately include Kevin Gildea (gnome on The View from time to time), Jimmy Carr (who has made a career out of looking surprised), Lee Evans ('comedian'), Gerry Ryan (King Wanker), Jade Goody (no, I don't care).
Words - I like new ones. Patting myself on the back, I was pretty happy with 'wonderslag' there recently.
Wonderslags - Twenty Quid, Apparently Too Tall Elaine, Gemma. You know about those three if you've been paying any kind of attention. Plenty more where they came from, yet I persist in the loving of...
Women - Let me take this opportunity to 'in' myself, even though I must confess it has been such and such since my last such and such.
Who what where when why - Throwing 'how' into the mix, the six factors that should make the opening paragraph in a news story. I have flirted with journalism, you see, for more than eight years. Others do it far, far better.
Right, that's my ten. You may call me a cheat if you want, but the well of plenty in my brain has run dry.