The daughter of the former rebel leader of Sudan wants a piece of Radge action.
Isn't that good news?
And how do I know this? I set up a new email address for all of you lovely people to get me on the direct line (look to your right) and initially foresook the 'at' and the 'dot' for the proper link.
Cue my first email at said address from herself, saying she has access to 12.6 millions of dollars, but in order to get her hands on it she has to have a 'sponsor' in another country.
It's really very uncomplicated. Once I send her my bank details she'll throw that money straight in there (giving BOI a nice shot in the arm to boot) before she hops on a flight and settles down with me in Radge Central. Actually, fuck that, we'll be able to afford to buy a whole road in Leixlip, or somewhere else anonymous on the commuter belt.
I'm getting 20% of the money too, I should have mentioned that.
Happy days. I'll probably have to give up blogging, so busy will I be with my new love making the grandchildren of the insurrection, but I'll try and log in every now and again just to let you all know how I'm getting on.
Going to head off now and get me in some lobster.