Monday, January 26, 2009

Spam.

The daughter of the former rebel leader of Sudan wants a piece of Radge action.

Isn't that good news?

And how do I know this? I set up a new email address for all of you lovely people to get me on the direct line (look to your right) and initially foresook the 'at' and the 'dot' for the proper link.

Cue my first email at said address from herself, saying she has access to 12.6 millions of dollars, but in order to get her hands on it she has to have a 'sponsor' in another country.

It's really very uncomplicated. Once I send her my bank details she'll throw that money straight in there (giving BOI a nice shot in the arm to boot) before she hops on a flight and settles down with me in Radge Central. Actually, fuck that, we'll be able to afford to buy a whole road in Leixlip, or somewhere else anonymous on the commuter belt.

I'm getting 20% of the money too, I should have mentioned that.

Happy days. I'll probably have to give up blogging, so busy will I be with my new love making the grandchildren of the insurrection, but I'll try and log in every now and again just to let you all know how I'm getting on.

Going to head off now and get me in some lobster.

15 comments:

Sarah Gostrangely said...

Congratulations!

Keep up the blog though; she can't take away all your passions so you can become her bedroom slave.

Wouldn't be fair.

Radge said...

OK, Sarah, how about I keep blogging until she shows up at the airport?

Red Leeroy said...

ehh radge, I was taken in by such a scam. I used to be a multi millionaire who owned my own printing business. After the "Prosper Igboli" affair I had to take up blogging.......

Radge said...

Ah, 'Prosper Igboli.' Ugly scenes. I remember them well. You got properly done.

Dot-Com said...

20%? Is that all she can spare? You need to negotiate with her, Radge!

narocroc said...

Bring her to the airport bar. Get her locked on blue WKD. One or two should suffice. Then bang hit her for 100%. Sorted. Then report her to immigration and she's back in Sudan before the lobster can scream "fuck off with that boiling water you bastard".

Radge said...

Failsafe, Narocroc, failsafe.

Lottie said...

You lucky SOB!

Radge said...

Lottie - Welcome. According to my Junk Mail folder, her Congolese equivalent is after me now too.

Result!

Susan said...

Nah, you don't have to give up blogging at all. I'll keep it going for ya, just €250/post, photos €50 extra. With all your millions, you won't even notice it's gone, eh, money well spent?
Oh, and I'll want a week's share of your Sudanese villa in the sun.

Oooh I can't wait!

Radge said...

You write a post hoping your readers will come out in droves, threatening mass suicide if you were to give up, and you get this kind of shameless opportunism.

For shame, Susan, for SHAME!!!

adogwoof said...

looks like the pints are on you honey

Holemaster said...

I had a bit of fun with one those once, heh heh heh.

B said...

I seen a great offer on a mail order bride site there a few years back.

All you have to do is pay a fee of $10,000, turn up by yourself in an extremely remote part of Kenya(I think) and she'd marry you there and then, as a gift for the marriage she was gonna give me one block of gold for every dollar I spent... an almost unrealistically huge profit!

unfortunately some fella got there before me.

Radge said...

B - My sympathies. A sweet deal lost.