A formidable woman, my mother.
So formidable, in fact, that she's taken to switching on her interweb machine, typing in radgery.com, hitting the 'post a comment' button and disguising herself as Maimie.
I just rang her to confirm. She's a born actress, feigned complete ignorance for a minute or two, before repeating back the comment she left in the small hours of the morning. To describe her ensuing laugh as maniacal would be to understate the cackle.
She got me. She knew it. Fuck.
I thought of inventing a drug addiction or a life threatening illness to write about, but that wouldn't be subtle enough. No no. I'll seek retribution otherwise. May she be warned!