Thursday, January 29, 2009

Lucas fucking Leiva.

Fuckbags.

Useless shower of stupid fucking frustrating mindless shitheads.

And why am I cussing like a sailor on crack?

It was a gruelling last couple of hours in Setanta Towers, updating scores and writing round-ups, fretting over the morning push. This will mean nothing to most of you, but suffice to say I was looking forward to getting home in time for the highlights on Match Of The Day before the bearded one intervened and...

Lucas Fucking Leiva.

I feel like Monty in Withnail and I, when the cat's running amok in the den.

'Get that damned little swine out of here. It's trying to get itself in with you. It's trying for even more advantage... It will die, it will die!'

Much like our title challenge.

14 comments:

Twenty Major said...

An anagram of Lucas fucking Leiva is:

Casual Fucking Evil

I don't think I need to say any more.

Radge said...

Twenty - Bravo. You've tempered my depression.

red leeroy said...

Lucas is the least Brazilian footballer in history. At least the mad headless chicken looking cunt looked sorry afterwards.

Conan Drumm said...

Subutteo, that's as close as I ever got to this stuff.

Now that Gilles Simon, he gave Nadal a bit of a run around, didn't he?

Radge said...

Red - Less Brazilian than Danny Higginbotham?

Conan - Federer will piss on him, if Verdasco doesn't.

RedLeeroy said...

Actually that Iain Dowie never looked that Brazilian either, ok the least Brazilian Brazilian ever.

narocroc said...

At least you predicted the capitulation prior to the game. Surely that gives you cause for comfort and joy?!?

Sarah Gostrangely said...

You're right. That means absolutely nothing to me.

Hoorah though.

I think.

How about a nice lovelost/nights of Radge post to round things off? You do them so well.

the broken down barman said...

radge, red leeroy et al - ive seen hirsute women who are closer to a brazilian than lucas leiva.
but then you never know. i remember reading years ago that robbie fowler had some columbian in him. or did i pick that up wrong??

Twenty Major said...

i remember reading years ago that robbie fowler had some columbian in him. or did i pick that up wrong??

I thought that's what Fowler said about Graeme le Saux.

Terence McDanger said...

Don't want to talk about it.

rickoshea said...

My sentiments exactly Radge.

For fuck sake.

Radge said...

Red - Chris Baird. Now I'm just naming footballers.

Narocroc - I'd prefer three points.

Sarah - You're very kind, but not tonight. The lid's on.

Barman and Twenty and Terence - I've run out of whiskey.

Radge said...

Hey Rick - It's (the table topping) all just been a big tease. Groan.