Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Christmas party?

Me: I think I was chatting her up.

J: Oh is that what that was? You seemed a little anxious to me.

Me: I think I should go home.

J: No, stay. Free drink.

Me: If I drink any more.... I think I should go home.

J: Ah no, stay and have...

Me: I'm going home.

12 comments:

Holemaster said...

You didn't go home did you?

Radge said...

Yes, alone. Just me and my trusty right hand.

Red Leeroy said...

ahh the trusty right. And the gigantic muscled arm. Merry Xmas arm. Merry xmas hand. Merry xmas.

Holemaster said...

Did you sit on it for half an hour first?

Terence McDanger said...

Radge, you'd get up on a hairy hand so you would.

Merry Christmas, you daft cock.

Radge said...

Terence, I prefer a barber shop floor.

Red and Holemaster, we speak the same language.

Sarah Gostrangely said...

Is sitting on it to make it feel like it's someone else's?

Just curious, it sounds like the boy's locker room in here.

Happy Christmas Radge

Radge said...

Welcome in Sarah, and yes, that's exactly what we're getting at.

Radge said...

Oh, and happy christmas to you..

hope said...

Merry Christmas to you and yours...and your right hand if that makes you happy. :)

swiss said...

i can scarcely believe my eyes. still, should you be exhausted, and well, spent, here's a special xmas present from me to you. and not just because it contains the words 'scouse shit liverpool'
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9RsQg1dnwiY
absolutely unsafe for work

Kath Lockett said...

Hope you had a Good One - yes, in all senses of the word....