"Yeah, honest to God, in front of his ma and da."
"He was locked he was. He'd nothin' on but a smile."
"What did they say to him?"
"Nothin'. They were watching the news."
"I'd be scarleh I would."
"Fuck sake. He done that a few months ago he did. Well not that, but he went running into me ma's kitchen chasing the cat."
"But you don't have a cat..."
"I know. He was locked he was."
"He'd want to watch himself. I seen him go after Leanne last week and he went to mooch her."
"What did Peter say?"
"Peter wasn't there, he'd have fuckin' kilt him."
"He's a dope. But d'ya know somethin'? He can be the nicest fella when he wants to be."
"Like the time with the fire extinguisher."
"Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Still, he's a bit of a dope, isn't he?"
"FUCK IT! We missed our stop."