It's my birthday tomorrow. 30 on the 30th. Holy fuck. How did that happen?
Here are some highlights from my twenties, in quote form:
"Give me back that notebook. If she finds out it's over for me."
"There's a flood. Let's drink to it."
"Not playing football today lads. I'm off to Warehouse with Denise."
"I'm moving out. No I'm staying. No I'm moving out. No I'm getting drunk instead of doing any of that."
5X: "Ardour expressed in gaseous form is ardour poorly expressed. Or so my granny always said."
"I had BRAIN surgery (insert number here) days ago."
Julie: "I don't want the lifetime commitment, I just want a day all about me."
"What does this thing do? Oh. Who knew? Again?"
"I'm gonna head off lads. OK, one more. Right, I'm away lads. OK, two more."
"Where's Dick Mack's?"
Johnny: "You do realise we've lived together so long, we're entitled to half of each other's stuff?"