I've been musing on book titles. I think they're all begging to be greenlit.
'The dos and dos of sexual frisson.' Tagline: Just do it!
'A brief history of history, abridged version.'
'Hey you, behind the bushes.'
'What the blind man saw.'
'Copy and paste.' Tagline: My story.
'Take off your clothes and sing me a song.' Tagline: The story of Ireland's third most prominent burlesque performer.
'Bite me.' Tagline: The truth behind cherries.
'Dennis.' Tagline: The untold story of a very specific otter.
'Why I never rhyme.'
'The fool and the duck.'