Sunday, July 23, 2006

Extra extra!

Potential newspaper articles I'd never read:

'Glenda Gilsen: The Real Me'...
'I cloned my pet llama'...
'Mourinho says Chelsea are victims of their own success'...
'Goat torments owner'...
'Man spotted haranguing Tim Henman'...
'Ironing: A beginner's guide'...
'Frowning doesn't affect fertility, doctors insist'...
'Bertie's roasting shame'...

Not enough people shout 'Read all about it' anymore.

How come you never hear 'all aboard!' in train stations?

Dave has never ironed anything in his life.

Text messages should be free.

Caffe di Napoli on Westland Row does great pasta at low, low prices.

My headache is gone.

Julie likes Kerry.

The Onion is the best website in the world. You Tube is good too.

Insuperior is my word of the day.

I've been drinking Coke again lately.

I once had a fire extinguisher set off near my face. Far from pleasant.

I'm trying to bring back the 'funny'.

4 comments:

Gypseysdog said...

Savage blogging of late Radge. Really good quality stuff. Fuck that asshole who was envious of your blog. I enjoyed the last few entries immensely reading them over here. And sure, isn't that the idea?

onenitesue said...

hey there,

you remember me?

we'd a one nite stand a couple of months back...

met you in the Stags Head...

it was all vy quick

God help you, you didn't last long

Anyway, the reason I'm posting this is that I've got some bad news (but do look on the bright side).

Well, like, how should I put this?

You should know how easy I am...
like I've done half of Dublin...

Went for a blood test after feeling a bit ropey for a while and the Docs say I have the virus...

Now, I'm nog accusing you or anything...

actually, I think it was some African who polluted me...

but the things is that you should get checked out...

like did you have Johnny on your lad when you were in my gaffe...

get it? - the joke and the test...

check you soon...

Radge said...

Fuck off Greaney ya dope!

onenitesue said...

who is "Greeney"?

you smoke dope Radgery, don't you?

you tried to get me to take some, didn't you?