Thursday, January 05, 2006

Dave makes the headlines.

Dubliner Dave Maher is joining the Celebrity Big Brother house, it has been confirmed.
Dave, inventor of the inverted pint glass, has amassed huge publicity both in Ireland and the UK recently, thanks to his insatiable addiction to Cadbury’s Creme Eggs.
The Raheny native is said to hibernate for the eight months immediately following Easter in an isolation chamber. He has admitted before that his private stash of Creme Eggs normally runs out around November.
“My private stash of Creme Eggs normally runs out around November,” he confirmed.
‘Dave’s Inverted Pint Glass,’ the idea of which came to Mr Maher during one of periods of long isolation, gives consumers the ability to drink from both ends of the vessel. How Maher came up with this is still subject to scrutiny, as it goes against all laws of gravity and physics.
Maher is expected to provide the freak show element of the popular, annual Channel 4 show, what with his exceptionally large middle finger.
Other celebrities mooted to appear include Queen Elizabeth, Rod Stewart and Lecy Goranson, who played Becky in Roseanne before the role was given to yer woman from Scrubs.


Ju said...

Dave I can understand, but I wouldn't really call Queen Elizabeth a 'celebrity'. They'd let anyone onto these shows nowadays.

Quinner said...

surely Setanta should have gotten the broadcasting rights to the splendiferous show, no?

Radge said...

80% Karen. 80%.

Gypseysdog said...

A fine replacement all told. Your one from Scubs I mean. She's sex.