Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to cludge we go...
What's the story folks? You catch me in mean spirits, I feel so good that I even believe Liverpool can progress in the League of Champions. We'll take on all these comers and put the Germanic hordes to the sword. Even Gerrard-less...
Here are my top five 'top fives'...
5. Top five terms of abuse.
4. Top five top fives.
3. Top five films with 'Z' in the last word of the title.
2. Top five songs to be played at one's funeral (cheers Raf, good one).
1. Top five Liverpool players.
Regarding number (1): John Aldridge, Steve Staunton, Sami Hyypia, Steven Gerrard and Robbie Fowler.
Now, go forth and about your business.