Saturday, February 19, 2005

I want to sleep with Natalie Portman

Oh mercy mercy me.

Come on lads, bring back the prolific bloggery. Hopefully if I set the pace the others will fall into line. I was disgusted to find the 5X's last blog was the excellent 'Hi Mum' from many moons hence. As for Cowzer, copying and pasting the lyrics from some cheesy 80s hit does not an interesting entry make. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Anyway...

I've fallen out of the comfort zone that was January. How so? By getting destroyed. Went for a friendly 'one' in Sheehans last night and I really 'shouldda known better, than to lie...' (fuck ya Cowzer!).

We made most merry, Skehan was bang on form, and it was good to catch up with Ronan and Kev. Our ranks were swelled by the right honourable Julianne, but her housemates were displeased that she had favoured rat-arsedness over the EastEnders hour-long special, so she had to leg it...Shame...

In a gin and tonic sky, gin and tonic skyyyyy...

And my arm is still a-hurtin from falling over a "bike tied to a lamppost" on Wednesday night on Pearse Street. We were bringing back the midweek pints, and it worked out nicely.

To speak plainly, I feel like myself again. I wasn't built for bed at 9.30 in the pm. That shit's not good for the soul.

So, here I am, up and about before 10 bells of a Saturday morning. That seems odd to me, given last night's chicanery... Later I'm off to see 'The Woodsman' with Kev in the IFI. It will be my first time seeing a film there. It's after getting good reviews, but I'm not sure watching films about a reformed paedophile will go down to well on my ale-washed stomach. Still. It's free, so...

On the purchases front, bought Josh Rouse's 'Nashville' in the week. To sum up, it's bollox. So your marriage has ended - bring that shit to therapy Rouse! I also saw the magnificent Garden State last week. This is a great film, if you don't fall in love with Natalie Portman off the bat you're a travesty of a human being and get out of my sight.

It's out in a couple of weeks, doubtless I'll take it in again...

So that's me. As I said, there's gonna be a whole lot of bloggin' goin on...

6 comments:

Gypseysdog said...

Natalie Portman? I think you should lower your standards. You'd be happier.

Radge said...

Nah, you gotta keep reaching for that rainbow...

The Collector said...

Radge, as it said somewhere in XXXXX's blog, always look for a women less intelligent than you because it guarantees the kids are thicker than you and can't steal your throne. Queen Amidala goes to one of those intelligent colleges and is probably intelligent. Remember, she governed a whole planet at 14.

Gypseysdog said...

I never understood that, how can you be 'elected' Queen? Still, i suppose it IS a different galaxy.

What am I talking about??

Gypseysdog said...

Still, When all's said and done -
STAR WARS ROOLZ!!!!!!!!!

Radge said...

Lads, keep your Star Wars comments to your own blogs. They have no home here.