Monday, January 17, 2005

The Pat Kenny fanclub...

Suggestions from Julianne on the fine art of chatting up women:

You can talk about...

"...your love of dogs, Pat Kenny, how you've never been to Donegal, why Italian is a beautiful language, why hockey is a strange sport, Pat Kenny, how you've always underappreciated what a good programme the Liffey Laughs is, your secret love of ballroom dancing, Sean Og O'hAilpin, your fascination with snow globes, Pat Kenny, red wine, how you wish your were born in the Victorian age so you could wear nice dresses, London, jigsaws, Pat Kenny, why you hate the gardai, Gordon D'Arcy, Kate Hudson, the fact that people eat liver freaks you out, The Violent Femmes, small feet, the fact that Laura on RTE 2's ID really fancies Shane the sports guy, Pat Kenny, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Ryan Tubridy, Soccer AM, Galway, how you wish you were in a musical."

Take it down lads, you'll never go barren again.