More on The Globe. The place is awash with fairly fair members of the fairer sex. Found it hard to concentrate on my lager beer last night, such was my ardour.
Stayed on my (nearly) best behaviour, left Ollie, 5X and Richie to it after only two or three. Previous night - table quiz - did for me and I went home.
More of it tonight with Johnny and his uncle Billy. It could get messy, let's just say that John Boy didn't lick it off the ground.
Pop: Geri lashes former lovers in song. X Factor contestants forced to sign contracts. George Michael: Madonna tried to seduce me. See WAP.